pokemon card primarina GX – BanzaiHobby Pokémon Primarina GX Hyper Rare -

Straight from a booster pack into card sleeve

Milotic ex Special Illustration Rare Surging Sparks Milotic ex SIR is one of the most beautiful modern Pokemon cards

Look, the pun here is great (it's a homophone, technically), and the MTG card reference is great, but this makes my list for blowing the roof off Santa's workshop in the "bonus elements" category

If you listen closely, you can hear the color pie creaking under the strain

In all honesty, though, I only recommend buying Pokmon cards directly from Amazon, because, unlike eBay, third-party sellers dont post pictures of the product or the cards you are actually buying