I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M This design knows exactly what

This design knows exactly what it's doing

though maybe not the ones you'd have with your grandmother

carrying the cross like he's training for the Olympics

slightly sinister conclusion

This funny graphic tee features an innocent fairy princess sitting on a mushroom

I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M This design knows exactly whatAbout This Design A cheerful little spray can mascot rubber hose arms, rosy cheeks, the whole vintage deal grins back at you from a checkerboard band surrounded by sparkles, proudly squirting a puffy white mist into the air. Chunky cream and pink bubble letters spell out 'I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE.' The mascot looks genuinely delighted about it. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is the whole point someone clocks the cartoon first, then the