Oak exactly 50 times (after you get your pokemon AND beat Gary)
Once the aftermath spell resolves, you exile it as it leaves the stack
Les, if you have returned from the lobby, I know you toy honorably with disbelief in God or Providence, or which ever word you find less maddening or embarrassing, but I give you my word of honor, on this sultry, memorable day of my life, that one cannot even light a casual cigarette unless the artistic permission of the universe is freely given
(All single cards are in near-mint/mint condition).
Some people are calling it "the end of the game as we know it." Indeed, it bears a striking resemblance to something I "predicted" in World War M, the fictional article I wrote in 2012 about what it would take to kill Magic